salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

(Source: salmonpynk)

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dangerscissor:

divineorb:

I only like girls who look like they can summon crows whenever they want with magic

whats up

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p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

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taco-bell-rey:

"ew fast food, do you even know what they put in fast food-"

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supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

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rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

(Source: koyaniyako)

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where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

(Source: orangeisthenew-jack)

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millymeterz:

Remember this lovely post 

millymeterz:

Remember this lovely post 

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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

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Is this a test?

(Source: cyborgcap)

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eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

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femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

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