fartgallery:

how many lightbulbs does it take to change a person? how much radiation do they produce & how much is needed to give me superpowers

1,540 notes

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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officialnatasharomanoff:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

wholockedmydoor:

I don’t know what the best part of this photo is

i do

godfuckingdammit

officialnatasharomanoff:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

wholockedmydoor:

I don’t know what the best part of this photo is

i do

godfuckingdammit

(Source: plough8th)

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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punchthesky:

Okay whoever wrote the episode descriptions for Billy and Mandy on Netflix needs a giant freaking promotion right now.

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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

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vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

(Source: viridiandreamer)

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pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

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anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

(Source: vimmuse)

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nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

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